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Friday, December 17, 2010
Well, it looks like Mossad's plans have been foiled by a drunk Serbian. Who would have thought this would be the way the shark would go out. I was expecting Egyptian to to train a pod of Dolphins or something to counter the Israeli's shark and there being a epic battle in the middle of the Red Sea.Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.
The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.
Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season.
Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.
“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.
“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.
The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above).
Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed.
Anyways it looks like this is the end of my blogging on the Egyptian shark, certainly a sad day in the life of Pistowie.
Here is a cooler pic of a shark suspected in the attacks, not sure if it is the same one:
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Millions of web users are being asked to reset their passwords as concerns spread over a major hacking attack.I hope this doesn't apply to my readers, but if one of these dumbasses that uses a stupid password like one of these, you probably deserve to be hacked. I found the most interesting one to be 'monkey', I never realized how many people loved monekies, I guess they are pretty adorable.
Documents show that the most popular password among Gawker users was "123456", followed by "password" and "12345678".
Other common terms, used by hundreds of people, included "monkey", "qwerty" and "consumer"
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Rumours had circulated in Egypt that there could be an Israeli connection to this unusual spate of Red Sea shark attacks.
However, it was comments attributed to the South Sinai governor, Mohamed Abdul Fadil Shousha, carried on an official Egyptian news site that drew attention.
"What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark [in the sea] to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm," he is reported to have said.
Remember my post about the Egyptian shark attacks from a couple of week ago? I had a theory that the sharks were being trained by some sick bastard? Some of you called me crazy, well, it looks like i'm not the only one who believes it. Either the Egyptian governor Mohamed Abdul Fadil Shousha is reading my blog (which I wouldn't doubt) or my theory has merit. I will be accepting apologizes in the comments below.
Thanks in advance,
Pistowie the Plaidapus